Dragon Ballsy:The Science Of Being A Dad

It's never easy being a DAD.

Due to hormones and inability to purchase condoms

at the right time,fathers are at

times victim of their own misconduct.

And since it's almost FATHER'S DAY.Let us(the kind

folks @ SSM! ) teach your kids about the dreaded topic :

"THE BIRDS AND THE BEAST...i mean BEES"

NOW,

We promise this to be as PG and SFW as possible...well sort

of...welllll just make sure you don't laugh at the euphemisms or

else our plan is as good as ruined.

LET'S GET STARTED,shall we...

Ok.

First and foremost,daddy's have

PRICKLY CACTUSES.

And mommy's have

PINK FLOWERS.

And when they reach a certain age, when they are old

enough to be called MAN and WOMAN.They plan for

a future,that is when YOU(baby) come in to the equation.

Now sometimes when they are not ready yet.

Mommies have to eat SAUSAGES

While daddies have to eat PEANUTS

or in tagalog

"MANE"

This sudden burst of emotion is often called

HORNS

and it's perfectly normal to have HORNS.

With those emotions,daddies and mommies can now

 explore each other.

Like an adventurer!

When the time is right the train enters the tunnel.

A couple of pumps

&

dogs

later...

Mommy's and Daddy's would later on be singing KATY PERRY'S FIREWORK.

This particular moment is called ORGANISM!

And little guys like this one

would swim around mommy's pool.

A couple of months later (9 months to be exact)

DELIVERY comes in

And thus,YOU WERE BORN.

Yeheyyyy!

Now wasn't that a wonderful tale.

Don't you just love stories like this where you LAUGH and LEARN!

yeh!