NAKITA ko si NIKITA

Before the big "COMMERCIAL FREE" airing of

NIKITA

on JULY 17,2011 on

Let US,brief YOU, with some of the

familiar faces that your gonna meet on the show.

*SPOILER ALERT*

So the lead character NIKITA is portrayed by no

less than MAGGIE Q

Maggie who?

Well that's whole another entry,so just keep on

reading!

So she's this big government assasin see..

NO,NOT LIKE THAT...

More like THIS...

SEE, that got your attention!

And she doesn't always flaunt around in a bikini

for this scene was only from a dream sequence

and the network execs just use this photo

to get GEEKS like me to watch the show and guess

what,IT WORKED!

The show is kinda reminiscent of DARK ANGEL.

Y'know that old JESSICA ALBA show from the 90's

Before she turned all HOLLYWOOD on us!

Well anyways,it's a totally different era and a totally

different ball game altogether.Before I get all

sidetracked,let's move on with the story telling.

So NIKITA is an agent who has now gone ROGUE.

NO,not that kind of ROGUE.

And she's helping this agent in training ALEX

Look at her,she's not even listening to us!

to destroy "DIVISION" from the inside-out,UGH!

And she gets recruited and that old chestnut storyline.

In which she meets the resident bitch,JAYDEN

and the only other american guy in the agency with speaking

roles,THOM

that's with an "H", so you'd know he's extra DOUCHEY!

But the bad guy agency ain't no pushovers either.

They have SHANE WEST...

Ok wrong movie...

THERE YOU GO...

Shane West as MICHAEL

and he brought along his fake "BATMAN" voice.So

that's kinda convincing for him....to play the lead

bad guy/mentor/teacher and stuff.

Anyways...he work alongside this guy

He's the generic COMPUTER NERD guy.

JERKOFF....

er I mean BIRKHOFF.

And most of the time he's pretty clueless and

anassuming.Kinda like a PEDESTRIAN at a CROSSING!

And we have this woman, AMANDA.

She's the agency's psycho/medical quack.Specializing in all

sorts of beauty and crazy hollistic shit

you can buy right out of a drug store.

They all work for this old fart of a guy named

"PERCY"

No not that PERCY,

That's PERCY PRINGLE III

 

NO,stop showing irrelevant things...

OLD FARTS RULE!

THERE ,ya go!

This old guy is the enemy.He sorta knows a lot but

we're not impressed.And he does kinda look like

VLADIMIR PUTIN

but we're still UNIMPRESSED!

Later on the series we could also see STAN LEE

mak'n a cameo from the "BANK EPISODE"

*Can't wait for that episode,see the cameo

right here*

And what else is new...

Oh yeah DEVON SAWA 's in it too.

Y'know that dude from the FINAL DESTINATION films..

and SLACKERS...ok that's a poor choice of

movie since NOBODY saw that one...

No not that kind of SAWA..

Nooooo..

Sheesh...

there it is kinda outdated though for

he doesn't look anything like that in the series.

He's gotten a lot  OLDER and much UNFUNNIER over the years.

He's a SENTINEL...no wait...

OH GOD...

A GUARDIAN....there ye go!

Ok close enough!

And he was sent there to protect these CHOCOLATE
BARS

that contain all sorts of informations and stuff...

There and the show was based off LA FEMME NIKITA

starring this BLONDIE...

that nobody

knows and nobody cares about.Buttt the film version

looks pretty badass..

SO THERE IT IS.

A WHIRLWIND TOUR of the show NIKITA.

Now that you know what to expect,WE recommend

you to go and see it.Because other

than us taking jabs at the series,it really is

a good fun show to watch.Take it from us,

!SCOUT'S HONOR!