The Best Reasons For Growing A MUSTACHE/BEARD!

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When there's a FREDDIE MERCURY look-alike contest within the horizon.

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When you've always wanted to flesh out your PORN PIZZA GUY fantasies.

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When you wanna hit on the laydiessss(at the beach,at the bar,at the mall, etc.)

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When your life-long dream is to be the next RON JEREMY.

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When you're a wanted man and hiding from the authorities.

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When you wanna dance along to BEEGEES tracks without looking like a douchebag.

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When you're slated to portray as JESUS CHRIST this upcoming LENTEN SEASON.

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When you're a CHEF.

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When your partner fancies making out with MARIO.

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When your bucketlist says something about becoming a PIMP.

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When all you wanna do is swing chains and hit people with iron claws.

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When you don't wanna be the next victim of  THE MUSTACHE FIEND!

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When you wanted CHIPS instead of FRIES.

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When your favorite PAROKYA song is MR. SUAVE.

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When you've always dreamt about reennacting every scene from the BEASTIE BOYS music video "SABOTAGE".

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When you're pitching a product and you wanna make it look and sound convincing.

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When you're one big CIVIL WAR fan.

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When your aspirations in life includes becoming ROY BURGUNDY.

There's are a whole lot more reasons to do so ,so please help us expand this entry even further.

Thank you in advance for all the would be comments/suggestions where about to receive.

This is most definitely a step towards the advancement of manly hairs here,there

and everywhere around the world.And for that, WE SALUTE YOU,mustache.Your our number 1.